How Do You Know She Is a Witch?

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Bloody Peasant! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Why do you think that she is a witch? I have to push the pram a lot.

King Arthur

Bring her forward! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Bloody Peasant! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! He hasn’t got shit all over him.

  1. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
  2. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
  3. And the hat. She’s a witch!

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